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Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 2:49am - money - by Username -
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 2:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 4:52am - work - by romedizzle (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 2:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States
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