Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

hockeyhouse

Search for a member

hockeyhouse

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1437
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

hockeyhouse's page activity

Visits<b>leftward</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 9:25am<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 3:09pm<b>Gavin3225</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 11:45am<b>Squtchy</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 10:56pm<b>xNuclear_Summer</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 8:30pm<b>mickaela_</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 8:46am<b>Tthug</b> - the 04/05/2014 at 10:14pm<b>GreenxArrow</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 8:29pm<b>_kawaii_</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 11:50pm<b>ItsMeDiegoG</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 9:16pm<b>CTPope74</b> - the 01/17/2014 at 2:55pm<b>KyngJulian</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 12:23am<b>Das_is_gud</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 12:59am<b>sp4ksu</b> - the 11/20/2013 at 1:54am<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/19/2013 at 1:08am<b>hunteryager</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 12:45pm<b>Sonychka</b> - the 07/28/2013 at 12:17pm<b>Diegogonzalez99</b> - the 07/03/2013 at 7:25pm

hockeyhouse's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of hockeyhouse's badges

hockeyhouse's favorite FMLs

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

#13660294
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21941) - you deserved it (2758)

On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

#13424544
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13654) - you deserved it (32224)

On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37378) - you deserved it (3486)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after waiting all day to get into my favorite band's concert, I got front row. At the end, one of them grabbed my CD and got the whole band to sign it. The last band member tossed it into the crowd, nowhere near me. FML



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: