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Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML

#14484091
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44443) - you deserved it (2602)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:54am - health - by omfgitburns (man) -

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

#14396481
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44877) - you deserved it (3485)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

#14345671
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12326) - you deserved it (26398)

On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
300 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

#14202478
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26152) - you deserved it (8243)

On 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm - misc - by homeless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my cousin had moved to Texas. I would have been okay with it, were it not for the fact that not only did I loan him $3,500, but I was supposed to go with him too. FML

#14187285
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26672) - you deserved it (4178)

On 12/13/2010 at 3:29am - money - by Reasondon - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
127 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75397) - you deserved it (5344)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I learned that I wasn't really allergic to chocolate. My parents made it up when I was a child because they didn't want me to get fat. FML

#13970714
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40071) - you deserved it (4200)

On 11/25/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by wow (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

#13909761
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41502) - you deserved it (4176)

On 11/20/2010 at 9:00am - animals - by serveandprotectyeahright - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

#13825716
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44141) - you deserved it (4022)

On 11/13/2010 at 9:43am - work - by everythingWASperfect - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

#13788956
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8657) - you deserved it (50864)

On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27919) - you deserved it (4991)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

#13660294
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24797) - you deserved it (3038)

On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

#13424544
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15245) - you deserved it (35001)

On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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