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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 January 1998 (16 years)
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About hockeygoalue : I am a goalie in hockey

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Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47441) - you deserved it (19023)

On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

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On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)



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