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Today, after having some drinks at the club, I went home with this awesome girl. When I woke up, I thought the house looked really familiar. It belonged to my ex's younger sister. FML

#20970124
138 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by sister sister - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML

Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bored out of my mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to "Boring shit with almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it for everyone. FML

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

#20760905
94 comments

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On 07/03/2013 at 12:26am - money - by Forever Alone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 seconds off her record swim time. When I asked her how she did it, she replied, "Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can." She's just been taking her time all these years. FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 12:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

#20759304
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On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML

#20758994
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On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was working as a nurse, and an elderly man had just passed away. As the patient's wife was leaving she said, "Thank you for taking such good care of my husband." Then I, intending to say "Sorry for your loss," said "Thank you for your loss." FML

#20758244
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On 07/01/2013 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

#20758014
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On 07/01/2013 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

#20757992
56 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

#20735100
117 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter had ice cream while I was napping. She didn't want me to know so she put the bowl in the trashcan and put the spoon in the garbage disposal and turned it on, because she thought it would make the spoon disappear. FML

#20730678
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On 06/17/2013 at 12:33am - kids - by cherbear1000 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML

#20729234
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On 06/16/2013 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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119 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States



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