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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 October 1975 (40 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1143
  • Number of comments : 187
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML

#16801509
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34024) - you deserved it (2857)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:05pm - money - by knevs - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

#16646185
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49468) - you deserved it (18898)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)



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