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Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

#21100295
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41269) - you deserved it (17887)

On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I learned. I read in a magazine that if you hum while giving oral, it's supposed to feel good. My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds because I reminded him of his singing toothbrush. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49543) - you deserved it (9258)

On 08/28/2013 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42587) - you deserved it (3459)

On 06/16/2013 at 11:46am - misc - by loveyadad (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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89 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 5:09am - intimacy - by JRLJLS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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140 comments

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On 02/03/2013 at 11:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Serbia

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

#20484951
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32085) - you deserved it (4550) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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122 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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90 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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70 comments

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