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Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71525) - you deserved it (3828)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51184) - you deserved it (3624)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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