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heyzus100
  • Town/Country : Dallas, Us
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 446
  • Number of comments : 27
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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6635) - you deserved it (28252)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by hgirl - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I go. I then return with another pair for him to try on, and find him bent over and blurt out "What the hell's that terrible underwear?". The man turns around, revealing that I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

#2607
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On 01/26/2009 at 5:09am - love - by Harmonia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)



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