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heyzus100
  • Town/Country : Dallas, Us
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 443
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37965) - you deserved it (4700)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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On 06/06/2011 at 10:18am - love - by Mick (woman) -

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

#16114779
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17812) - you deserved it (17754)

On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36607) - you deserved it (6006)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7236) - you deserved it (56381)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

#15636235
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37385) - you deserved it (10493)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

#15150978
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20447) - you deserved it (3833)

On 02/28/2011 at 11:26am - work - by Username -

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

#15036556
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26668) - you deserved it (4999)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Username - China

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

#14023247
140 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 12:34pm - misc - by fuckina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML

#13636606
185 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
349 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

#13496277
82 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by obsceene - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

#12753768
269 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17801) - you deserved it (32412)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

#11542106
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26408) - you deserved it (22645)

On 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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