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- Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1992 (23 years old)
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by suze44 / 06/13/2011 at 10:22am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
by Nick / 05/10/2011 at 3:37am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous
by woah / 05/04/2011 at 7:51am / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML
by andimanastudent / 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
by Abyssal / 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML
by Username / 02/19/2011 at 2:57am / China / Intimacy
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
by fuckina / 11/29/2010 at 12:34pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML
by mrtut / 10/29/2010 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (Merseyside) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
by obsceene / 10/18/2010 at 6:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by H8TR / 08/26/2010 at 9:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by malos / 08/12/2010 at 2:53am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy