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heyzus100
  • Town/Country : Dallas, Us
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 440
  • Number of comments : 27
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Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML

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208 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 6:31am - misc - by etmerda (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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174 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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186 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML

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118 comments

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On 05/17/2012 at 10:37am - health - by Username (man) - Australia

Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML

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143 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 4:48pm - animals - by aliqi (man) - United States

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML

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142 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
231 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

#19484156
252 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by Jason199615 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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320 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

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197 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

#19122021
197 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

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323 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

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On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

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180 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

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93 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)



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