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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 November 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by S. Michaels (man) - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

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121 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

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172 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

#18104426
341 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by bethanygirl - United States

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
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On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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On 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by steph2052 - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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On 06/07/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Mik (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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287 comments

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On 07/03/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by thesadone - United States (California)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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261 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say "Rise and shine sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so i responded "Baby, what time is it? When is this F*ing class going to be over!?" it wasnt my boyfriend talking, it was my teacher. FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML

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119 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 11:06am - animals - by nochance (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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