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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1153
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hessel : i am handsome, smart, rich, strong, popular, athletic and a compulsive liar

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yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

#20949272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53012) - you deserved it (5534)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

today I cummed home to fine 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

#20944161
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39305) - you deserved it (4329)

On 11/03/2013 at 5:27pm - kids - by don'tdrinkthat - United States (Illinois)

Today, My Mom Found A New Fad, And Now Styles Herself As Some Kind Of Modern Druid. Normally I'd Just Roll My Eyes And Deal With It, Except She's Forced The Entire Family To Go Vegetarian, Threatening Harsh Punishments If We Refuse To Stop ( Poisoning ) Our Bodies. FML

#20943896
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38097) - you deserved it (3071)

On 11/03/2013 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... my 8-year-old cummed home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole looool class to write about how they felt when they lerened that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

#20942077
285 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm highly-placd in mah wrestling competition this year. I also found out that I have mono an won't be able to take part 4 at least the first half of the competition. FML

#20939045
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35876) - you deserved it (3583)

On 10/30/2013 at 12:43pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mah fiancée of 2 years and mother of mah son, who is also pregnant with our second son, commented on how lucky two friends getting married were to have found each other. I said that we're just as lucky. She responded, "No. They actually love each other." FML

#20936067
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45520) - you deserved it (4128)

On 10/27/2013 at 8:41pm - love - by failure (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me fir how scared I was. FML

#20931509
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44097) - you deserved it (4489)

On 10/23/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by monsterdanceman (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had an looool anxiety attackhen I learnd that my favorite book series is coming to the end. I had to leave the store an sit in my car. FML

#20930715
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37356) - you deserved it (8295)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... I lerened where mah mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is... when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

#20928856
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41941) - you deserved it (4262)

On 10/21/2013 at 12:57pm - misc - by - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other grlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

#20928840
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49112) - you deserved it (4802)

On 10/21/2013 at 12:42pm - love - by other woman - United States (California)

Today I Met Up On A Blind Date. He Took A Phone Call One Drink In An Said He Had To Leave Because He Didn't Know It Was His Buddy's Birthday An They Were Having A Party Without Him. I Offerd To Split The Bill An Puttd Out A $20. He Got Up Unlockd The Bicycle Behind Us An Rode Off. FML

#20927940
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38320) - you deserved it (3346)

On 10/20/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by single (woman) - United States

Today, a customer calld me ( cink eyes ), ( dog eater ), ( bloody Cinese communist ) an ( cing cong. ) I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54103) - you deserved it (3428)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

someone stole mah umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

#20914908
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39744) - you deserved it (3026)

On 10/10/2013 at 7:27am - misc - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, I was working a kid's brthday party dressd as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scard of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was ownd by a grl co-worker. So fir 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

#20913049
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41820) - you deserved it (4463)

On 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm - kids - by Allycat (man) - United States (New York)



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