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About hessel : i am handsome, smart, rich, strong, popular, athletic and a compulsive liar
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yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML
Today, My Mom Found A New Fad, And Now Styles Herself As Some Kind Of Modern Druid. Normally I'd Just Roll My Eyes And Deal With It, Except She's Forced The Entire Family To Go Vegetarian, Threatening Harsh Punishments If We Refuse To Stop ( Poisoning ) Our Bodies. FML
Today... my 8-year-old cummed home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole looool class to write about how they felt when they lerened that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, mah fiancée of 2 years and mother of mah son, who is also pregnant with our second son, commented on how lucky two friends getting married were to have found each other. I said that we're just as lucky. She responded, "No. They actually love each other." FML
Today , a homeless guy asked me fir a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in mah pack , I gave it to him. He opened it , took one out an thanked me profusely. A bit surprised , I went on mah way. Oh yes , that's right , the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me fir how scared I was. FML
Today I Met Up On A Blind Date. He Took A Phone Call One Drink In An Said He Had To Leave Because He Didn't Know It Was His Buddy's Birthday An They Were Having A Party Without Him. I Offerd To Split The Bill An Puttd Out A $20. He Got Up Unlockd The Bicycle Behind Us An Rode Off. FML
Today, I was working a kid's brthday party dressd as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scard of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was ownd by a grl co-worker. So fir 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Friday 27 March 2015