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heroforhirex95
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 April 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2716
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About heroforhirex95 : My name's Georgia. I like Batman. Talk to me if ya want, I enjoy conversation!

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Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with mah hair. FML

#20835321
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48258) - you deserved it (3915)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:07pm - love - by hairless by death - United States (California)

TODAY, MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD LAID AN EGG DURING THE NIGHT!! I CHECKED!! HE'D SIMPLY SHAT THE BED!! FML

#20835170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (3800) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

TODAYHILE AT A PRIVATE LAKE, MAH COLON DECLARED A STATE OF EVACUATION. I VENTURED AS FAR FROM MAH FAMILY AS MAH SPHINCTER WOULD ALLOW, ONLY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH TWO VERY HORRIFIED KAYAKERS MID-EXPLOSION. FML

#20830594
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42221) - you deserved it (4901)

On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59487) - you deserved it (5436)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Husband And I Were Fooling Around, And Things Got Heated. In The Heat Of Things, I Told Him To Tear Mah Panties Off. He Took It Literally And Yanked At Them With All His Might. It's Been Two Hours And I Still Can't Walk Straight. FML

#20827713
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47626) - you deserved it (17783)

On 08/08/2013 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by fuck my arse (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

#20824961
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48111) - you deserved it (23138)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor anhimpering pitifully. When my mom cummed in an saw him there, an me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML

#20822442
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44762) - you deserved it (6702)

On 08/05/2013 at 5:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Yesterday, it was my frst day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is nothat I had in mindhen I applied to work at a retrement home. FML

#20820605
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49200) - you deserved it (3573)

On 08/04/2013 at 4:51pm - work - by x_o (man) - Hungary (Gyor-Moson-Sopron)

Today, I woka up to my girlfriand grinning at ma, har hand on my junk. I grinnd back, than lookd down an saw blood smaard all ovar har hand an my junk. Aftar I startd scraaming an crying, sha laughd an said it was faka blood. Sha racordd avarything.

#20820496
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70222) - you deserved it (9278)

On 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, ma usband and I arrivd in Barbados on vacation. We visitd a club, and tey ad a selection of drinks wit werd names. My usband orderd one calld te Raging Bitc, flickd is finger towards me, and said to te barkeeper, ( Migt as well get someting I'm usd to. ) FML

#20820272
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45070) - you deserved it (10376)

On 08/04/2013 at 12:45pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

today I discovard tat wifa namd our kids aftar ar formar lovars. Wa ava two sons and a daugtar. maga FML

#20819538
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50265) - you deserved it (5024)

On 08/03/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I Was Convinced By Mah Friends To Watch An Episode Of The American TV Show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They Said It Was Bad, But I Didn't Anticipate Having A Full-blown Panic Attack Ten Minutes Into It. FML

#20819060
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40897) - you deserved it (8899)

On 08/03/2013 at 5:57pm - health - by WTF, America? (man) - Sweden

Today, I Was Convinced By Mah Friends To Watch An Episode Of The American TV Show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They Said It Was Bad, But I Didn't Anticipate Having A Full-blown Panic Attack Ten Minutes Into It. FML

#20819060
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40897) - you deserved it (8899)

On 08/03/2013 at 5:57pm - health - by WTF, America? (man) - Sweden

Today, I was at Basic Training fir the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You r required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. fat FML

#20818422
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60952) - you deserved it (5981)

On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)

yesterday while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone looool making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I cummed out . FML

#20808725
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41673) - you deserved it (2770)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)



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