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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1395
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hellokat1 : 21 years old. Lives in L.A. and likes to go on FML when bored.

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Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37853) - you deserved it (9973)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (39407) - you deserved it (22292)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63293) - you deserved it (9231)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML


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On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

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