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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 September 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About heathz : name is heathz. plz dont be a weirdo... I like FML and thinks it's funny that people take the commenting so seriously. obvs I made a $ILLy c0mm3nt or a dumb comment for u to click me, so...your welcome.

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Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46818) - you deserved it (3239)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22493) - you deserved it (5829)

On 09/09/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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