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heatherraye14
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 April 1994 (19 years)
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Today, while walking on a nearly empty street, my friend dared me to slap a tall muscular chick on the butt and run away. I went and did it, but before I even had a chance to turn and run, she grabbed me, bent me over her knee and spanked me until I cried. My friend filmed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6467) - you deserved it (44526)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (5036)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)



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