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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1988 (27 years)
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Yesterday, girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her looool within the next week.

#3750994
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48318) - you deserved it (8296)

On 07/14/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by hungryman (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

#3648052
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24883) - you deserved it (65978)

On 07/10/2009 at 7:18pm - love - by failhusband (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I sent out mah monthly curriculum list to the parent of the kids in mah math class so they can see wat their children will be learning. I usually end mah e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parent got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

#3505255
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41632) - you deserved it (21895)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entre time. FML

#3456534
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68566) - you deserved it (4991)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I Was Holding A Yard Sale . A Man Cummd Up To Me An Askd If He Could Buy A Pair Of Rd An White Sneaker That I'd Found In Mah Attic An Had Never Worn . Five Bucks Later, He Was Walking Away With What I Now Realize Was The Pair Of Shoes Signd By Michael Jordan Given To Me By Mah Uncle . FML

#3455804
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13147) - you deserved it (72386)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by capcha (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I Took Home My Grandpa's Ashes. I Then Went Out With My Grandma... Leaving My 5-year-old At Home With My 12-year-old. When I Got Home... My Beaming 5-year-old Opened The Door... Covered In White Powder. My Grandmother Asked Where All The Powder Had Come From. She Pointed To The Empty Ashbox. FML

#2980433
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45210) - you deserved it (16123)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:40pm - love - by fcnk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

#2964628
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50582) - you deserved it (21349)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

#2964628
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50582) - you deserved it (21349)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

#2964628
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50582) - you deserved it (21349)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

#2964628
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50582) - you deserved it (21349)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

#2964628
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50582) - you deserved it (21349)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

#2964628
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50582) - you deserved it (21349)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

#2964628
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50582) - you deserved it (21349)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I asked mah Swedish friend 4 some lines to impress this swedish grl I met at an expat party he took me to . I practised them all evening before I met her . I told her mah feelings, and she scowled . Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face . FML

#2964628
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50582) - you deserved it (21349)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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