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Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 18 October 2009 10:52 / Australia

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

By BEE - / Saturday 10 October 2009 22:35 / United States

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

By thelarkscaw - / Monday 15 June 2009 03:37 / United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

By zac545 - / Thursday 19 February 2009 06:14 / United States

Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 September 2009 23:09 / United States