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hawkeysk8
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 July 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hawkeysk8 : I love Hockey, that is all. lol

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Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?". My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?". Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

#901011 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (259) - you deserved it (1762)

On 04/10/2009 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

#554524 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (57239) - you deserved it (6323)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Marian (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547 (367)

I agree, your life sucks (268224) - you deserved it (24534)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a large man walking behind me, I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, my door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. It was then I noticed it wasnt even my car. As I walked away from the other car, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

#202745 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (7149) - you deserved it (34603)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by Fantastic (woman) - United States (California)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

#152949 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (78576) - you deserved it (7932)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (25972) - you deserved it (5124)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)