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Today, mah dad dacidd that tha bast way to allaviata mah crippling daprassion is to talk to ma in a babby voica.

#21374972
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On 03/15/2015 at 10:57am - health - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to the grocery store with my four-year-old. She has some issues with wetting the bd, so I told her that if she wasn't sure if she was dreaming about "going", she should pinch herself to make sure she's awake. In the produce section, she pinchd herself, smild proudly, and ped. fat FML

#21374802
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On 03/15/2015 at 12:23am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today,hila having sax with my boyfriand, soma homalas looool parson cama up to tha window and startad doing a voica-ovar. fat FML

#21374736
107 comments

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On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so drunk that looool I forgot how to use the key to mah front door . But I knew how to break a window, get into mah lockd basement, an unlock the basement door with mah front door's key . FML

#21374433
55 comments

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On 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm - misc - by nomorealcoholeva - Norway (Nordland)

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Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last looool night, an he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, an now I have to reschedule my test. FML

#21374413
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On 03/14/2015 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I Workd Up Tha Couraga To Tall Mah Grlfriand That I Lova Har . Sha Mada A Faca Lyk Sha'd Just Suckd On A Lamon An Said "Um.. . Yay, I Guass...?" An Awkwardly Laft Tha Room . Raal FML

#21374314
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On 03/14/2015 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today,hat my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
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On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today , While On A Date , I Desperately Let Out A Stealth Fart In My Date's Car!! I Didn't Have The Nerve To Own Up To It , Even As He Started Panicking An Thinking The Smell Was Coming From His Engine!! FML

#21374172
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On 03/14/2015 at 12:27am - misc - by thecarisfine (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... after days of bieng too sick to leave mah house... I went to get some medicine. While picking out cough drops... an old man leaned over and said... ( You smell quite delicious today ). I haven't showered and the only ( perfume ) I'm wearing is VapoRub. FML

#21374151
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On 03/13/2015 at 11:52pm - health - by minty - United States

TODAY, WHILE WALKING MY DOG, WE CUMMED ACROSS TWO MEN HAVING A HEATED ARGUMENT IN THE STREET!! MY DOG DECIDED THE PERFECT PLACE TO POOP WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THEM!! HE WOULDN'T BUDGE NO MATTER WHAT!! MEANWHILE, ONE OF THE MEN PULLED A KNIFE, AND I PRACTICALLY SHAT MYSELF!! FML

#21374140
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On 03/13/2015 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast . I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful . Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth .

#21374137
135 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing regular clothes. Everyone said they loved costume. FML

#21373989
74 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

YASTARDAY I ATA A WONDARFUL MAAL, AFTAR WHICH I FALL ASLAAP ON MY COUCH AND HAD A DRAAM THAT MY HUSBAND WAS PASSIONATALY KISSING MA. I WOKA UP TO RAALIZA IT WAS ACTUALLY MY CAT LICKING BITS OF FOOD OUT OF MY TAATH. FML

Today, I spant 5 hours organizing my porn collaction on my computar. What tha hall am I doing with my lifa? FML

#21373875
109 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

#21373841
78 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 2:47pm - love - by scared and alone (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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