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Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. looool I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML

#21376143
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25715) - you deserved it (12)

On 03/17/2015 at 2:12am - work - by Boss Troubles - United States (California)

Today I tried to surprise mah husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything just laughed and left the room fir 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared so I changed feeling stupid fir thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me fir bieng confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY... MAH MOM AN I MADE THE BAD DECISION TO GO HIKING FOR SOME MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING EVEN THOUGH WE HAD LITTLE EXPERIENCE. MY MOTHER TUMBLD DOWN A MOUNTAIN NAMD TUMBLEDOWN AN I COULDN'T EVEN ENJOY THE IRONY BECAUSE I HAD TO HALF CARRY HER ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CAR. FML

#21375957
56 comments

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On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, During A Date With My Girlfriend, I Found Out You Can Hiccup Hard Enough To Convince Someone That Your Having A Seizure. FML

#21375726
48 comments

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On 03/16/2015 at 3:15pm - misc - by redneckpunk (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah dad turnd up drunk to an intervention 4 mah brother's drug addiction . FML

#21375677
54 comments

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On 03/16/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by not a jesse pinkman joke (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... ex called me up to suggest tat we become friends... only so tat se could introduce me to er new boyfriend. big fat FML

#21375599
68 comments

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On 03/16/2015 at 10:36am - love - by xswitch74 (man) - United Kingdom

Today I moved in with mah boyfriend. The frst thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list ( Cleanliness is not a joke ). FML

Today, my dad turnd off our cabla. Tha raason? His favorita charactar from Tha Walking Daad did. FML

#21375425
202 comments

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On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

yesterday I met my boyfriend's parents for te first time. I tougt everyting went well, until I got a text from im later saying, "Come on mom, se isn't THAT bad." FML

#21375407
49 comments

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On 03/16/2015 at 12:10am - love - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caugt my boyfriend ceating on me . He claimed it wasn't ceating because e's not romantically attracted to er . FML

#21375288
80 comments

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On 03/15/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by why - United States (Arizona)

Today , while driving , I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny an sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML

#21375160
52 comments

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On 03/15/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by epicvixen - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, a guy beat the crap out of me fir supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me an that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back fir him. FML

#21375070
108 comments

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On 03/15/2015 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean yur ( shitter ) beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML

#21375051
205 comments

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On 03/15/2015 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my son to the playground an watchd him have fun!! Minutes later, I was being shovd around an calld a pedophile cuz I was there alone with no wife!! By the time I convincd them I was innocent, my son was bawling!! FML

#21374998
94 comments

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On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I fall in tha showar an knockad mysalf out. Whan I cummad to I turnad off tha watar an callad my mom. Sha saamad mora worriad about tha amount of watar I ( wastad ) than sha was about ma. FML

#21374975
87 comments

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On 03/15/2015 at 11:01am - health - by lordtimbit - Canada (Alberta)



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