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  • Town/Country : South Gate, United States
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

#21463369
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25307) - you deserved it (1637)

On 09/01/2015 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

#21463365
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11292) - you deserved it (22748)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:46pm - misc - by RiceCrispyTreats - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boss told me that the company will be hiring a programmer for our department. I had the idea for the position when we went over my 3-year career path last month, but it wasn't approved. I now get to look over résumés from other people applying for my dream job. FML

#21463347
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20058) - you deserved it (1279)

On 09/01/2015 at 11:30am - work - by Not a programmer yet (man) - United States (California)

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "5 more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML

#21463299
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24438) - you deserved it (2165)

On 09/01/2015 at 7:07am - health - by Dehydrated - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML

#21463241
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23319) - you deserved it (1237)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

#21463240
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19589) - you deserved it (3010)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to pull chunks of digested blanket out of my dog's ass because she refuses to listen to me when I tell her not to eat the damn blanket. I can't stop smelling it. FML

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24553) - you deserved it (4118)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it was my birthday and I have no children. My father bluntly says, "Well, I guess if I get any grand-babies out of you now, they will have Down's Syndrome." I just turned 30. FML

#21463070
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20793) - you deserved it (1505)

On 08/31/2015 at 5:46pm - kids - by AM (woman) -

Today, I thought I'd locked my house keys in my locker at work. Not having any replacement nearby, I decided to cut the padlock with the saw of my pocket-knife. It took 20 minutes and four cuts into my hand to destroy the padlock. It took another five seconds to find the missing key in my jacket. FML

#21463029
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9555) - you deserved it (17525)

On 08/31/2015 at 4:01pm - misc - by Lockout (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I put aside my weekend plans to help my aunt with the extermination guy spraying her new house down to prevent cockroaches. After he left, my aunt asked me to go in and turn off the lights because the fumes were very deadly. If I chose not to, she would tell my mom I did nothing all day. FML

#21462982
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21801) - you deserved it (1725)

On 08/31/2015 at 1:17pm - health - by Rakib (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my ex for the first time since we broke up. We were on a train next to each other for 6 hours, to a festival where our tents were pitched next to each other. We're here for 5 days. FML

#21462968
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22263) - you deserved it (1996)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:27pm - misc - by NoFunForMe - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML

#21462923
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23872) - you deserved it (1802)

On 08/31/2015 at 9:16am - intimacy - by FuckThis (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML

#21462817
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23607) - you deserved it (1422)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:50am - work - by bgierczak2 - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML

#21462782
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20383) - you deserved it (1337)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eminnis (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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