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hassi158
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

#20666712
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27342) - you deserved it (7154)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I posted a Facebook status about how I hoped to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend. A couple of hours later, I saw a comment on it saying he'd never done anything bad enough to deserve that kind of torment. Thanks, mom. FML

#20664946
76 comments

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

#20663152
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33310) - you deserved it (3646)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:52pm - love - by wellokaythen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

#20663096
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29453) - you deserved it (2441)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:11pm - animals - by Locked Out - United States

Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

#20662901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (15147)

On 05/14/2013 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me straight in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

#20662885
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35983) - you deserved it (2725)

On 05/14/2013 at 12:48pm - work - by sumhub94 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

#20662624
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45151) - you deserved it (3044)

On 05/14/2013 at 8:03am - health - by toothache - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

#20662599
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31282) - you deserved it (9644)

On 05/14/2013 at 7:32am - misc - by ktorih137 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I woke up to my dad emptying a water bottle on my head, because I needed to "get up for school" or I'd be late. FML

#20662590
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24630) - you deserved it (18727)

On 05/14/2013 at 7:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70623) - you deserved it (3962)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I received a notice that if I don't move the abandoned vehicle from outside my house it will be repossessed at my expense. My car isn't abandoned. FML

#20662395
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (3078)

On 05/14/2013 at 1:29am - misc - by CrappyCar (woman) - United States

Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML

#20662282
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40656) - you deserved it (2827)

On 05/14/2013 at 12:15am - intimacy - by magomag (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

#20661511
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43441) - you deserved it (2256)

On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML

#20661400
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31233) - you deserved it (1926)

On 05/13/2013 at 7:05pm - misc - by emmingle - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

#20661280
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31684) - you deserved it (3109)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)



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