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harveywallbanger
  • Town/Country : Anytown, Oregon
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 February 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 3528
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (2851)

On 09/17/2009 at 1:10am - health - by navyma - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57129) - you deserved it (20953)

On 07/25/2009 at 1:14pm - money - by Pottymouth (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year old daughter to see what she thought of the microwave. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7497) - you deserved it (77484)

On 07/25/2009 at 7:30am - kids - by BlueBaby123 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by simon (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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