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by Anonymous / 10/25/2012 at 3:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Schaf_12 / 06/16/2012 at 2:10pm / Austria (Wien) / Love
Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML
by bronieswillrule5eva / 06/11/2012 at 2:16pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Work
Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by MDWilde / 03/30/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (Alaska) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
by deadgrass / 03/28/2012 at 8:44pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
by Hannah / 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 8:21am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by slickrick22 / 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 9:24pm / United States / Health
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