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harrypotter955
  • Town/Country : Michigan, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 October 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1037
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my girlfriend of four years friend-zoned me while I was proposing to her. FML

#19449963
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34623) - you deserved it (1960)

On 04/11/2012 at 2:27pm - love - by crjsej - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

#19449584
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6130) - you deserved it (27241)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

#19444005
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20278) - you deserved it (4696)

On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28300) - you deserved it (1878)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73895) - you deserved it (3028)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

#19406628
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9611) - you deserved it (19823)

On 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5759) - you deserved it (24884)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

#19352692
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14518) - you deserved it (2303)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19381) - you deserved it (1828)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30264) - you deserved it (8667)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22190) - you deserved it (3089)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML

#19324348
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18886) - you deserved it (4392)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28869) - you deserved it (1905)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

#19288594
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19149) - you deserved it (10417)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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