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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • A new thumb

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Harrypotter955's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

By music man - / Saturday 25 February 2012 00:50 / United States

Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML

By Kovu / Monday 27 February 2012 07:08 / Reserved

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

By GeeTwo / Tuesday 21 February 2012 18:45 / United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

By Username - / Tuesday 28 February 2012 00:37 / United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

By banned / Friday 9 March 2012 06:59 / United States