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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 7:51am - misc - by ali (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 7:51am - misc - by ali (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 1:44pm - health - by justhelpful (woman) - Austria (Tirol)
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -
Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
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Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)
Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 12:59pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML
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On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States
Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
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Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Monday 20 May 2013
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