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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5341
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59695) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , mah cousin suddanly confidad in ma that ha had triad to commit suicida by ovardosing whan ha was 17. Shockad and not knowing how to raspond , I blurtad out , "Did it work?" FML

#20068483
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8686) - you deserved it (30276)

On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffd and waggd his tail as a guy muggd me. real FML

#20054806
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24590) - you deserved it (2144)

On 09/02/2012 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to finally accept that mah husband is too large for me . Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except mah private parts can't handle it . After several infections brought on after vaginal tereing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up mah sex life . FML

#20028986
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49732) - you deserved it (3591)

On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Taday I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying an getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone an got home , the first thing I heard was mah grandpa telling mah dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

#20023096
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34073) - you deserved it (2868)

On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with yur boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make u get dressed, and demand what u have to say 4 yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. big fat FML

#20022504
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16875) - you deserved it (34814)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah mother screamed at mah boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work fir kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

#20018594
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26374) - you deserved it (1805)

On 08/13/2012 at 11:20am - love - by millie219 (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed an triumphantly sat down, enjoying mah victory, until I noticed y they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself.

#20007431
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21761) - you deserved it (5749)

On 08/07/2012 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Nightmares - United States

Today, My Mom's Intense Fear Of Tornadoes Caused Her To Break Into The Bathroom, Drag Me Off The Toilet While I Was Changing My Tampon, And Drag Me To The Basement With My Pants Around My Ankles To Join My Father, Brother, And My Brother's Best Friend. FML

#20002813
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33806) - you deserved it (1712)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

yesterday due to ma boyfriend teasing me about me possibly aving been concieved on a beac cuz I was born in Hawaii , I finally asked ma mom if I really was. Se said no , but ten told me in detail ow muc sex on a beac urts wen u get sand up yur ass.

#19991998
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24514) - you deserved it (5731)

On 07/30/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by skyplaysguitar - United States (New Mexico)

TODAY I CONTINUD MY HABIT OF SAYING "IT SMELLS LIKE LUNG CANCER OVER HERE" ANY TIME I SEE A SMOKER. THIS GUY TURND OUT TO BE AN AMATEUR MMA FIGHTER AND I WAS HIS "WORKOUT" FOR THE DAY. I GUESS HIS LUNGS ARE DOING FINE. FML

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After te looool talk, e wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39891) - you deserved it (1855)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my manager looool called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me fir granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently , the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML

#19909832
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19784) - you deserved it (3756)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:32pm - work - by a4rk (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30051) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad was driving me home an was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence an that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd . After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stoppd at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chasd by police . FML

#19887405
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11587) - you deserved it (34624)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)



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