harrypotter955

Search for a member

Offline (the 11/04/2015 at 5:02am)

harrypotter955

6Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 October 1999 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7877
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

harrypotter955's page activity

Visits<b>ExtremeEncounter</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 12:11am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 6:55pm<b>jdscott28</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:26am<b>IAm123</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 8:37pm<b>Raekwon</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 4:10pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 7:10pm<b>AC98</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 5:46pm<b>Koizumiii</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 7:59pm<b>MuslimShady</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 6:29am<b>jadeluv</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 9:58pm<b>33kameron33</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 5:11pm<b>cwenboo</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 8:45am<b>OptimusSlime</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 9:47pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 9:31pm<b>perfect_heart13</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 10:22pm<b>imhisgummybear</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 10:59pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 9:59pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 9:19pm

Fucked!<b>perfect_heart13</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 4:22am<b>kaiboi702</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:17am<b>thederpylemon</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:44am<b>g_willikers24</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 2:46am<b>Just_A_Fantasy</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 3:12pm<b>SierraaaNicoleee</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 6:37am

harrypotter955's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of harrypotter955's badges

harrypotter955's favorite FMLs

Today, as my girlfriend was dropping me home, our goodbye kiss got kind of heavy. Still parked in my drive, we had fast, frenzied sex. After, we realised that she had never put the hand brake on and that we had rolled down my drive, blocking my dad who was patiently waiting to pull in. FML

by deflated / 08/09/2009 at 12:54pm / Ireland / Intimacy

Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML

by slamo / 08/06/2009 at 6:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

by fmlatmovies / 07/25/2009 at 11:07am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

by whyme_ss / 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

by newsgirl / 07/16/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was hit by a car. My sister ran to see if her phone I was carrying in my purse was okay. She screamed at me while I lay in the street because I was so dumb, and that I couldn't even watch for cars. Her screen was cracked. I had to call 911 for myself. FML

by hockey9797 / 07/15/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

by jadakorn / 07/11/2009 at 9:48am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, one of my bosses came into work and told me that they had seen my dad's twin in the supermarket holding hands and kissing a much younger woman and her baby. My dad doesn't have a twin. FML

by tor / 07/09/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was skating with my friends and I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was "Look out!" I am now with twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2009 at 2:49am / United States (Georgia) / Health

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

by RachelDC / 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (West Virginia) / Animals

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

by thatCanadianGuy7 / 06/29/2009 at 3:55pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

by EmployeeOfTheMonth / 06/27/2009 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

by EmployeeOfTheMonth / 06/27/2009 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

by Jeweler / 06/26/2009 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous