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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5338
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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today mah dentist pulled a pubic hair out of mah braces. FML

#14672798
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18366) - you deserved it (50912)

On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I told ma boyfriend about ma foot pobia. To elp me ( get over it ), e took is socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed is foot against ma face until I started sobbing. FML

#14497431
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35130) - you deserved it (6831)

On 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm - misc - by BiteMe14 - United States

Today, mah boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he startd making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, ( Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1... ) and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42040) - you deserved it (8774)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35406) - you deserved it (8731)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

TODAY MAH SON TOLD HIS TEACHER THAT SHE "HAS A NICE RACK." HE'S FOUR. FML

#14079841
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28310) - you deserved it (10476)

On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today , I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done 4 Christmas. When asked why , I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML

#14019347
90 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 1:01am - misc - by brandiboobarry -

Today, I sadowed an ultrasound tecnician fir my future career . Se did an ultrasound on me to sow me looool ow to do te job . I found out I was pregnant . FML

#13863853
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47944) - you deserved it (11859)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75497) - you deserved it (4241)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squrmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to putted up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear an told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

#13726348
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14269) - you deserved it (44253)

On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)

Today We Surprisd My Grandpa By Bieng At His House When He Arrivd. We Haven't Seen Him In Seven Yeres. He Had A Small Heret Attack. It Was His Birthday. FML

#13612177
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25287) - you deserved it (7261)

On 10/27/2010 at 6:04am - misc - by Sean - United States (Florida)

after soccer practice I was looking for ma dad . Last nigt e was an our late, so I was pretty pissed . Wen I spotted im, I saw im flrting wit a muc younger woman . I ten tried trowing ma soccer ball to is feet, but ended up slamming is ead . Only to find out e wasn't ma dad . big fat FML

#13534312
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9134) - you deserved it (34178)

On 10/21/2010 at 4:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND TOLD EVERYONE I QUEEF DURING SEX. EVEN IS PARENTS ARE CALLING ME "COOTER POOTER."

#12816242
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34280) - you deserved it (6304)

On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I wanted to punish a student 4 being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time 4 him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. real FML

#12693453
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8225) - you deserved it (68348)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

I went to ma boyfriend's apartment to surprise im wit breakfast only to find tat is oter girlfriend ad beat me to it . FML

#11377348
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44729) - you deserved it (3992)

On 06/22/2010 at 8:59am - love - by k.love - United States (Utah)



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