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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 4:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
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On 06/22/2010 at 8:59am - love - by k.love - United States (Utah)
Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML
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On 06/15/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by Keaton - United States (New Mexico)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)
Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 8:18pm - health - by XxOx - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
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