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harlequintempest
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 January 1980 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 498
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About harlequintempest : I found this site via my fiance', this is the funniest most unfortunate shit I have ever read about people cumulatively on a daily basis. I've never laughed so hard at other people's misery. lol oh man, it's funny because it didn't happen to me.

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Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41268) - you deserved it (15820)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54970) - you deserved it (134477)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)