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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was told by my doctor I should start eating meat again after two years of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after my first turkey sandwich, I was told that my body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled my stomach. FML


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On 09/25/2014 at 2:21am - health - by skollasch - United States (California)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML


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