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Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

#19652024
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22680) - you deserved it (2645)

On 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jacquelinez (woman) - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

#19631196
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23393) - you deserved it (2670)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

#19619815
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27004) - you deserved it (2542)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML

#19596569
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19443) - you deserved it (5292)

On 05/09/2012 at 7:03am - misc - by klynn267 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

#19575852
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21074) - you deserved it (7307)

On 05/05/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by 464424 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13141) - you deserved it (41310)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

#19567272
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26749) - you deserved it (2162) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/03/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Laura (woman) - France

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

#19555079
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18826) - you deserved it (3710)

On 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML

#19533768
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20131) - you deserved it (2191)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:04pm - health - by bucktooth - United Kingdom

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17458) - you deserved it (61267)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)



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