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by Anonymous / 05/16/2012 at 6:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 11:14pm / United States / Health
Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML
by klynn267 / 05/09/2012 at 7:03am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
by 464424 / 05/05/2012 at 2:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by bucktooth / 04/26/2012 at 7:04pm / United Kingdom / Health
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…