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Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck, so I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

#19886505
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18402) - you deserved it (9079)

On 07/03/2012 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I moved back home after unsuccessfully trying to find work in Florida, despite living there for nine months. About 45 minutes into my 18-hour drive home, a TV station called me to offer me a job interview. I applied for that job over three months ago. FML

#19883197
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24626) - you deserved it (2252)

On 07/02/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by deweyd8855 - United States

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

#19872110
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28747) - you deserved it (2988)

On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

#19871272
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22690) - you deserved it (1902)

On 06/30/2012 at 12:22pm - misc - by babyeaternomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

#19868224
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45172) - you deserved it (2641)

On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh and urine hit my nostrils. I stood there for an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door and desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML

#19824266
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20600) - you deserved it (3261)

On 06/21/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by noquiero (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

#19823688
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23572) - you deserved it (3283)

On 06/21/2012 at 11:40am - love - by rink.attendant.6 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54644) - you deserved it (3509)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54644) - you deserved it (3509)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

#19761420
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18562) - you deserved it (60248)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

#19677400
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25364) - you deserved it (3404)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

#19673305
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21141) - you deserved it (1462)

On 05/24/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by Byebye - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML

#19667641
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31721) - you deserved it (4029)

On 05/23/2012 at 1:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I went into Whole Foods asking if they carried a supplement called Carnosine. The girl assisting me had no idea what it was, but asked, "Is this for weight loss?" FML

#19656281
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21914) - you deserved it (4284)

On 05/21/2012 at 8:10am - health - by medosin (woman) - Austria

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

#19652024
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25479) - you deserved it (2906)

On 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jacquelinez (woman) - United States



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