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hama806
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 January 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 352
  • Number of comments : 383
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

#20150831
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13635) - you deserved it (28976)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

#20148667
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14979) - you deserved it (1012)

On 11/05/2012 at 9:02am - misc - by liquorless (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working in a call center when I smelled perfume. I'm allergic, and it triggered my asthma. When I came back, some jerk had sprayed it all over my work area. I couldn't go near it for the rest of my shift, therefore I had to go home early, and got my paycheck docked. FML

#20143862
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17778) - you deserved it (1493)

On 11/02/2012 at 12:13am - work - by John - United States

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

#20143313
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22072) - you deserved it (1554)

On 11/01/2012 at 7:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, after weeks of wondering if my cat has a fetish for licking my bed covers, I finally witnessed him licking up an ant off of the covers. Turns out that my bed is infested with ants. FML

#20138030
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16466) - you deserved it (3876)

On 10/29/2012 at 12:23am - animals - by lifelike (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML

#20136351
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22867) - you deserved it (1620)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:22am - love - by prettylady? - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

#20131535
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24500) - you deserved it (1329)

On 10/24/2012 at 5:08pm - love - by wtactualfuck :( (woman) - United States

Today, after 6 months of training and going to the gym every day, I realized that the only thing I've lost is $300 worth of gas. FML

#20131082
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14139) - you deserved it (3823)

On 10/24/2012 at 9:09am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML

#20130988
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19241) - you deserved it (961)

On 10/24/2012 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my stepdaughter called to say hello and to give me a warning: she will do whatever it takes to keep me from having a baby with her dad, including pushing me down the stairs. I'm 12 weeks pregnant, and we were going to tell her this weekend. I'm now petrified of a 10-year-old. FML

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

#20087510
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17901) - you deserved it (1585)

On 09/25/2012 at 12:13am - health - by N/A (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

#20084656
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17020) - you deserved it (911)

On 09/23/2012 at 4:14am - misc - by Hairless freak - United States (California)

Today, I went to run an errand while my parents helped unpack boxes in my new house. When I returned, my dad said to me, "I wasn't going to say anything, but we 'did it.' I'll let you figure out which room". FML

#20084453
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16254) - you deserved it (1082)

On 09/23/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

#20080101
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19795) - you deserved it (4525)

On 09/19/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by ClaireBear150 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was called into my 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that you're supposed to go around and hump people. FML

#20079735
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15350) - you deserved it (1634)

On 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm - kids - by Judy - United States (Pennsylvania)



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