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by Thanks Honey / 06/05/2013 at 11:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend lost his temper with me and complained that my "constant" apologies for upsetting him drive him insane, and without thinking, I said I was sorry. He hung up and I haven't heard from him since. FML
by cupcakechick / 06/04/2013 at 4:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by TheThirdWheel / 06/04/2013 at 3:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Holidays
by BloodyMarry / 06/04/2013 at 1:53pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm / Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie) / Intimacy
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
by moreliketurdmart / 06/03/2013 at 12:48pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by fucker43 / 06/02/2013 at 2:11am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML
by sleepy momma / 06/02/2013 at 2:06am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by H1dd3n / 06/01/2013 at 7:31pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ChangoFett / 05/26/2013 at 2:46am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I had a customer tell me how much she regretted not aborting her expected child, how much she hates the father, and described to me in immense detail what it is like to pee while pregnant. All within the 30 seconds it took me to serve her. FML
by mmmretail / 05/25/2013 at 1:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/25/2013 at 12:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by stephscort / 05/11/2013 at 9:32am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Carrie / 05/08/2013 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/06/2013 at 4:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous