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halsduksmonstret
  • Town/Country : Sweden
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37237) - you deserved it (3087)

On 09/12/2009 at 3:39am - love - by ksgirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33806) - you deserved it (6104)

On 09/11/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by fall3nrain (woman) - United States (New York)



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