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Today...hile having sex with my grlfriend on the bathroom floor... I felt something tickle my balls. I lookd back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my frst threesome. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Taday mah dad was helping me move mah stuff out. I'd askd mah boyfriend to deal with mah sex toys an lingerie, but still mah dad showd up later at mah new place, handd me a box full of them all, an simply said, ( I don't want to know. )

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On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . my girlfriend an I decidd to try a new place to eat . On our way home we both had upset stomachs . As we racd into the house we realizd niether of us could hold it any longer . Having only one bathroom.. . I let her go first . She explodd on the toilet an I explodd in my pants . FML

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On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States

yesterday I came home to find that my grlfriend had repaintd my bedroom . As she had offerd to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem . However, she decidd to return the several unopend cans of off-white paint that I'd bought fir something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

#20165039
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On 11/16/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by spaceforrent - United States

Yesterday , mah boyfriend broke up with me. I cummed back home in tears , an eventually told mah looool dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room , where I heard him tell mah mum , ( She's gone all Taylor Swift again. ) FML

#20159285
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On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at im and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late fir Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said tat joke ad been done to deat, to wic my dad retorted, "Yea, so as your mum." Instant fistfigt. FML

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On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today , as I was about to leave fir work , mah 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear an pink cowboy boots . He threw his hands in the air , yelled , ( BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE , ) promptly threw up an passed out in it .

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On 10/11/2012 at 2:59am - kids - by Failed Parent - United States

Today , wile walking down te all of my old scool , I noticed someting out of te corner of my eye . Biend te faculty parking lot were I parked my truck , two students were aving sex on my tailgate . FML

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On 10/03/2012 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

TODAY I ASKED A GIRL I LIKE TO THE MOVIES . WANTING HER TO LEAN ON ME AN STAY IN MY ARMS DURING THE MOVIE I CHOSE A HORROR FILM . I SCREAMED LIKE A PUSSY THE WHOLE TIME . FML

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On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I was giving mah boyfriand a blow job. I thought it was going graat an I was doing a good job, until ha told ma to "stop chomping on it lika it's a hot dog." FML

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On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY... I WAS AVING SEX WIT MY BOYFRIEND. AS SOON AS I BEGAN TO CLIMAX... E STARTED REPEATEDLY ASKING... "ARE YOU DONE? ARE YOU DONE YET? ARE YOU DONE?" WELL... NOW I AM. TANKS... ONEY. FML

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On 12/08/2011 at 5:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

today my girlfriend and I decided to try something new . I ended up tied to the bed.. . and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am . Worst 3 hours of my life . real FML

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On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today , mah dogs broka through our alactric fanca , ona of whom managad to gat his collar off. I pickad it up and , without thinking , want across tha fanca lina. I scraamad lika a chihuahua baing run ovar by a bulldozar. FML

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On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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