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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    31%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    7%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    25%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    4%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    22%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    2%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    40%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Hallow239's favorite FMLs

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 December 2011 23:12 / United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

By maniac11 - / Thursday 11 October 2012 00:58 / United States

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

By foreseeingabreakup - / Tuesday 6 September 2011 04:42 / United States

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 25 September 2011 04:18 / United States

Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

By ss / Tuesday 6 September 2011 13:17 / Australia