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by Mak1 / 12/05/2008 at 3:12am / Belgium (Brabant) / Intimacy
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
by USSEYL / 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
by clubber / 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Love
Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- Today I discovered my first singular gray hair. I am 26 and I've known others to grey even earlier,… Today, a customer flipped out because we are fundraising for the American Lung Association, and she… Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to marry me. 20 minutes later he said "never mind, I want to…
- Today, it’s been a week since I arrived in Cuba. Gustav came to visit us. Now it’s Hannah’s turn.… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…