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Today, I Was Out Jogging, Wen I Saw A Girl Fall Off Er Bike An Start Crying. I Ran Over To See If Se Was Urt. Apparently Er Neigbour Tougt I Was Trying To Kidnap Er, Because E Ran Out Wit A Baseball Bat An Treatend To Beat Me To Deat If I Didn't Get Lost. FML

#20647971
73 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 4:21pm - kids - by bet a woman would've been thanked (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Yesterday, I turned 35 !! Because I'm still single, mah sister bought me a cat to help start mah "inevitable collection." mega FML

#20647961
83 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 4:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

I was making teahen I smelled something burning . My very fluffy cat had putted his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur . Now I have a semi-hairles cat and a very smelly apartment . mega FML

#20647478
119 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 10:18am - animals - by AussieG75 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday I trid to ( trip ) an fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missd an fell on my face. He steppd over me an kept walking. FML

#20646330
78 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by clumsy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to go see mah granddad in the hospital an asked if he needed anything!! He replied, "I need u to get out an send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

#20644913
67 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 4:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
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On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I trid channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with mah bare hands. It turnd out to be a wasp. FML

#20643732
76 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:30pm - misc - by FML136969 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I tried to show mah boyfriend's mom a picture of mah prom dress on mah phone. She scrolled to the right to fine a picture of her son , naked.

#20642331
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On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons 4 a party in recognition of our company's huge merger!! Instead, he made condom balloons!! Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms 4 a prestigious company event!! A company whose CEO is named Dick!! looool FML

#20642182
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On 05/05/2013 at 12:14am - work - by ADickySituation - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah mom came back from looool a major surgery. She also had a yeast infection. I had to push the applicator in because she couldn't bend down. This cannot be unfelt. FML

#20641584
111 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 7:26pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

today I'm on holiday in Ghana . After having worn an anklet I bought ere for the past two weeks, I was told that it's usd by the local prostitutes to advertise thier trade . FML

#20637157
81 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, mah sister textd me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worrid about wat could happen. I textd ( good luck ) back. My phone autocorrectd it to ( goodbye ) and I didn't even notice. FML

#20636856
69 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" tohoever robbed my apartment. FML

#20632198
92 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 3:54am - money - by ShowerGirl (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom . The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall . The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there . I stayed quiet . He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom . FML

#20630741
85 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 5:11pm - misc - by random - Canada



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