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Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2013 at 6:43am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by me / 03/21/2013 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by seamonkeys / 03/21/2013 at 5:42am / United States / Kids
by cheeseburglar_9000 / 03/20/2013 at 9:11pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Tired / 03/20/2013 at 4:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2013 at 3:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out to Applebees with a girl I like and a group of friends. Someone asked if the girl and I were dating. She instantly replied with a bit of disgust "What? No way, never!" It would have been nice to know before paying for the last ten or so dates we went on. FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2013 at 1:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/20/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Why son, why? / 03/20/2013 at 7:07am / United States / Intimacy
by lp525252 / 03/20/2013 at 6:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
by really? / 03/20/2013 at 12:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2013 at 10:52pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2013 at 10:16pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by dca101 / 03/19/2013 at 10:08pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 03/19/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I put some of my wife's eucalyptus oil in my bath to make it relaxing. I soon found out the… Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He… Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML