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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 June 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10154) - you deserved it (43560)

On 03/18/2010 at 4:21am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML

#9138869
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7289) - you deserved it (38135)

On 03/16/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by Midge (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

#8864405
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26834) - you deserved it (5524)

On 03/06/2010 at 8:05am - kids - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

#8817091
160 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

#8805170
67 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

#8712644
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23736) - you deserved it (2188)

On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML

#8663414
85 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Ineedit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML

#8659721
356 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

#8658648
159 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

#8631765
72 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 1:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

#6459565
31 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 6:50am - misc - by harrypottermuch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me then "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty". FML

#6459212
211 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 5:18am - love - by amy1023 (woman) - United States (New York)



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