About gumbo1 : I'm chill and i love music.
My favorite bands are:
The Black Crowes
Dave Matthews Band
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Gary Clark Jr.
The Rolling Stones
The 10:30 Band
About gumbo1 : I'm chill and i love music.
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by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/13/2013 at 1:06pm / Ireland (Donegal) / Kids
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2013 at 4:43pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by ldn / 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Intimacy
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2013 at 6:43am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/20/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Why son, why? / 03/20/2013 at 7:07am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
by fredo / 03/19/2013 at 8:31am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML
by Ann / 03/18/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Intimacy
by noooooooo / 03/17/2013 at 8:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML
by Cliché... or Touché? / 03/17/2013 at 5:07am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/16/2013 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm / France (Centre) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2013 at 2:05pm / United States / Health
Today, while I was going down on my husband, our 3-year-old daughter woke up and started crying from the other room. He practically burst into tears too, whining that she was doing it on purpose to ruin his fun. He was serious. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2013 at 6:28am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
- Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear… Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came… Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless…