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  • Number of visits : 701
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About guitardude728 : i love hangin with friends. also love playin call of duty. so what happens when we combine the two????....... AWEPIC( awesomely epic). i especially love zombies. add me if u want. xbox gamertag: Porkyzzz. i also love pizza and Rita's water ice. dang that junk is good.

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Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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On 09/10/2009 at 2:25am - intimacy - by wallflower (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand in his boxers, he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by cdoyle - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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