About guitardude728 : i love hangin with friends. also love playin call of duty. so what happens when we combine the two????....... AWEPIC( awesomely epic). i especially love zombies. add me if u want. xbox gamertag: Porkyzzz. i also love pizza and Rita's water ice. dang that junk is good.
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guitardude728's favorite FMLs
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
by wallflower / 09/10/2009 at 2:25am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
by A2 / 06/28/2009 at 2:12am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
by Anonymous / 06/16/2009 at 12:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand in his boxers, he stands up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
by cdoyle / 04/08/2009 at 8:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
by mr.palendrome / 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML
by herpderp / 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
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