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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About guitardude728 : i love hangin with friends. also love playin call of duty. so what happens when we combine the two????....... AWEPIC( awesomely epic). i especially love zombies. add me if u want. xbox gamertag: Porkyzzz. i also love pizza and Rita's water ice. dang that junk is good.

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Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML

#18385318
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36558) - you deserved it (3553)

On 11/29/2011 at 2:29pm - love - by toobad - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9534) - you deserved it (59156)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML

#18383892
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30203) - you deserved it (2440)

On 11/29/2011 at 8:31am - intimacy - by bgoodwin07 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42614) - you deserved it (4470)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

#18201929
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34200) - you deserved it (5269)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33095) - you deserved it (4453)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

#17701196
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20267) - you deserved it (11965)

On 09/09/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Krystyn Gareau - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

#17657818
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34927) - you deserved it (7153)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

#17652059
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28489) - you deserved it (3044)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10258) - you deserved it (47070)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47312) - you deserved it (3976)

On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35226) - you deserved it (4484)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40537) - you deserved it (3477)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34944) - you deserved it (9480)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36652) - you deserved it (14233)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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