About guitardude728 : i love hangin with friends. also love playin call of duty. so what happens when we combine the two????....... AWEPIC( awesomely epic). i especially love zombies. add me if u want. xbox gamertag: Porkyzzz. i also love pizza and Rita's water ice. dang that junk is good.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
guitardude728's favorite FMLs
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
by lafinesse / 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm / Miscellaneous
by Lizofsmeg / 05/11/2012 at 1:03am / United States / Love
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML
by fmlsomuch / 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm / Japan / Miscellaneous
Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
by BadGuyLuck / 02/25/2012 at 1:33am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Djcc / 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm / United States / Love
by ShylaMarie / 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/14/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2012 at 10:45am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
by yessir / 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
by immy504 / 11/30/2011 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are… Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per… Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come…