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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

#20731352
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68883) - you deserved it (3951)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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116 comments

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On 02/18/2013 at 2:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33232) - you deserved it (5399)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12104) - you deserved it (52497)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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