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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1976 (38 years)
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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68981) - you deserved it (3956)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML


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On 02/18/2013 at 2:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML


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On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML


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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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