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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1490
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About grigri75 : 19yo, from Austria, I enjoy listening to music, playing guitar and video games, feel free to mesaage!

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Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7815) - you deserved it (41637)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

Today, I overheard my parents talking about our family pet. Or at least I thought they were, until my mother exclaimed, "Honestly, I don't know why we keep her." Our dog is male. FML


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On 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm - misc - by familypet (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML


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On 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML


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On 12/29/2015 at 6:07am - love - by Alien (man) - Switzerland

Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML


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On 12/26/2015 at 8:41am - misc - by -__- (woman) -

Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26097) - you deserved it (1272)

On 12/18/2015 at 10:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finished polishing a song I was working on for my girlfriend. The next words out of her mouth when we next spoke: "I want to break up." FML

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML


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On 12/16/2015 at 10:42pm - kids - by who wants spaghetti - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML


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On 12/12/2015 at 11:40pm - misc - by sudoku_fiend - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML


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On 12/11/2015 at 11:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML


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On 12/11/2015 at 2:48pm - love - by strictly cum prancing (woman) - United States

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