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Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip!! There was a shift in geres and the metal in the seat began to vibrate!! My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing!! It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm!! FML

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On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I lerened that I look amazing in a little black dress!! Now I have to figure out wat I'm going to tell my wife!! FML

TODAY, AFTER MAKING LOVE TO MY BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME, HE SHOOK MY HAND AND SAID, ( GOOD JOB. ) FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I discovarad tat ma downstairs naigbor is running a businass out of ar apartmant. Or I sould say, ar looool pimp is. FML

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On 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah husband asked me to show him mah boob. I began to pull the side of mah shrt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by sarah6786 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was enjoying a nice bath , when one of mah cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet , until mah other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientiou cat owner , I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

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On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

yesterday as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

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On 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels . He wanted to ( see what the fuss was about . ) I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 yeres we've been dating . real FML

#20080101
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On 09/19/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by ClaireBear150 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

today I found out tat new usband is expecting two cildren: ours , due in January , and our 16-year-old neigbor's , due in Marc. FML

Today, I realizd why mah sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

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On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today, I overhered my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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On 07/21/2012 at 4:00am - kids - by It was the 11 year old - United States (Texas)

2day I was using a penis pump fir the first time . It was awesome until it sucked mah left testicle into the tube . I'll be singing soprano fir ahile now . FML

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On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, I finally hooked up with the grl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part washen she got angryhen I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder your still a vrgin!" FML

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On 07/14/2012 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by checkup (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

today looool I managd to bruise mah nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then looool lick it . FML

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On 07/08/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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