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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2288
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About grigri75 : 19yo, from Austria, I enjoy reading, listening to music, playing guitar and video games, feel free to mesaage!

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Visits<b>Ladisa</b> - the 10/21/2016 at 7:44pm<b>booklover98</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 4:28pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 9:55pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 5:04pm<b>Quendolin</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 2:18pm<b>dblogic</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 7:19pm<b>princessofbelair</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:22pm<b>smeegle</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 6:58pm<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 6:03pm<b>ryannstevenn</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 3:09am<b>flyingflies</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 2:20am<b>muncherofice</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 6:29pm<b>sisco2901</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 5:57pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 3:54am<b>Comrox</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 11:49pm<b>shanewh40</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 7:08pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 1:41pm<b>sabby7</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 11:53am

Fucked!<b>Ladisa</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 1:44am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 3:57am<b>ryannstevenn</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 9:09am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 12:08am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 8:39pm<b>supermarxiste75</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 8:58pm<b>hardcorefan16</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 1:08am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 7:10pm

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grigri75's favorite FMLs

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML

by momlife / 03/28/2016 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little voice, "I'm recording myself so you'll have a souvenir when I'm dead." FML

by DarkChild / 02/11/2016 at 5:18pm / France / Kids

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

by sciencenat / 01/14/2016 at 1:36am / Work

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

by Bex98 / 01/11/2016 at 3:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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Today, I overheard my parents talking about our family pet. Or at least I thought they were, until my mother exclaimed, "Honestly, I don't know why we keep her." Our dog is male. FML

by familypet / 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML

by Alien / 12/29/2015 at 6:07am / Switzerland / Love

Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML

by -__- / 12/26/2015 at 8:41am / Miscellaneous

Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML

by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 10:03am / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, I finished polishing a song I was working on for my girlfriend. The next words out of her mouth when we next spoke: "I want to break up." FML

by HobblinGoblin / 12/18/2015 at 1:34am / United States (California) / Love

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Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

by who wants spaghetti / 12/16/2015 at 10:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML

by sudoku_fiend / 12/12/2015 at 11:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous