About grigri75 : 19yo, from Austria, I enjoy reading, listening to music, playing guitar and video games, feel free to mesaage!
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grigri75's favorite FMLs
by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by momlife / 03/28/2016 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML
by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little voice, "I'm recording myself so you'll have a souvenir when I'm dead." FML
by DarkChild / 02/11/2016 at 5:18pm / France / Kids
by jimmy_morton / 01/26/2016 at 1:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML
by Bex98 / 01/11/2016 at 3:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by familypet / 01/08/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML
by Alien / 12/29/2015 at 6:07am / Switzerland / Love
Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML
Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 10:03am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by HobblinGoblin / 12/18/2015 at 1:34am / United States (California) / Love
Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML
by who wants spaghetti / 12/16/2015 at 10:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by sudoku_fiend / 12/12/2015 at 11:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis.… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…